Til Death: Reanimated - brandon-canada

screams of people utterly confused on whats happening run away from a massive scene

food..

7:35 PM

where is... food?

A McDonald's sign can be seen in the distance.

you dont eat meat. Or. do you? You are hungry..

SKREEEEECH

you have arrived at the scene, waiting to see the big bad zombie in front of the dust cloud you created

7:38 PM

you pull out your strifekind, your rifle.

. . .

wuu (whos there?!)

that voice...

?

Ufallo...

you hop out and walk to the zombie, as it emerges from the dust cloud

7:41 PM

wuuu (who are you..?)

wow.... Nazurin was right...

7:42 PM

memory loss...

7:43 PM

can you pass me a cucumber? You carry them religiously

what am i even witnessing??

7:43 PM

you put away your weapon

you pass him 4 cucumbers.

you down all 4 cucumbers

7:44 PM

thank you...

7:45 PM

i heard.. you were in a meteor...

7:45 PM

with humans?

god this guy is weird ufallo. Want to uh, ditch this j-

would you want to prank them if you brought me there?...

7:46 PM

didnt know zombies had a sense of humor

im not a zombie... i think...

7:46 PM

im a parasite....

well still, i dont think we should bring you along.

7:48 PM

you hop in the jeep

wuuu (im sorry alien.. you cant come along.. )

7:48 PM

you hop in the jeep as well

you zoom, do a donut, and zoom off

7:49 PM

they went... east.

7:49 PM

you go and follow them, at a more rapid rate.

>Drive over.

>Get out of the car and look around.

7:58 PM

"...what the fuck happened here?"

Grim: Pick up on Isaac's extremely strong scent and follow the trail to the meteor.

>...what the fuck is that smell?

8:05 PM

>Oh well, I should probably follow it.

8:06 PM

>Anyways, you follow it.

(I WAS JOKINGHSHSZBZHZBS

8:06 PM

(nezu you should decide if this works or not

((ya

Flo

((ya

((wait for grim to come since stuffs happenin

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

((wait for grim to come since stuffs happenin

okie

8:08 PM

((he'll just be driving

8:09 PM

((in circles

How much does Isaac stink though

((not much he's very clean for a drunk

((but ya nezu tell me when its safe (edited)

>You decide to stay a while and collect resources.

@Grim Tomson (@Flo) - jump

some masked people stare at you from a distance, before running away.

>Rub your eyes.

6:07 PM

"...eh, I must be seeing things."

>Anyways, you stock up on ammo and food.

6:25 PM

>Water and medkits as well.

6:25 PM

>And you go back to the car.

// is this the place flint is now

( no hes #outside

// no like

7:37 PM

// city-wise

(also he doesnt have an address the meteor is LITERALLY on the border of north dakota and canada)

7:37 PM

(shoooulda made that clear

7:37 PM

(its like a 10 minute drive from the meteor to brandon though

// ok retcon slav's message to be like that

ectoMycologist

(its like a 10 minute drive from the meteor to brandon though

// ... then its not on the border...

7:38 PM

// like in a straight line the border to brandon canada is an hour drive away

Chaya's car arrives here.

7:44 PM

He gets out of the car.

Inter-resting.

>You look at someone else arrive.

9:10 PM

>And get out of your car you were sleeping in.

Oh shit, another guy. Should you talk, or leave?

"Hello?"

Oh. He talked first. Shit shit shit.

9:29 PM

Hello! Friend!

9:29 PM

Chaya waves his hand calmly.

https://youtu.be/3GSbJkU9Lmw

Danny Faulkner

Lynyrd Skynyrd-Free Bird (GUITAR SOLO)

9:35 PM

A car speeds by.

Oh! Isn't it an hour from here?

"Sup?"

Alice Montoya

https://youtu.be/3GSbJkU9Lmw

// WHY IS IT THE CONFEDERATE FLAG

((yeah

9:37 PM

((lynyrd skynyrd really liked the confederacy back in the day

9:37 PM

((i thought this was common knowledge

demeter!!

// WHY IS IT THE CONFEDERATE FLAG

// oops

"Sup?"

@Grim Tomson (@Flo) - jump The sky?

>...chuckle.

9:38 PM

>in a "that's funny" way.

Is he... anime protagonist chuckling?

9:42 PM

Uh. Okay. Pretty strange reaction.

>aaa no its not an anime protag chuckle nooooooo

9:55 PM

>cease

Are you just going to stand there larping or are you going to say something?

9:57 PM

Because I can leave, if that's what you want.

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?"

"I literally just laughed at your joke."

10:41 PM

>Just shrug and leave.

10:41 PM

>into the car you go and leave

Joke. Oh yes, it was a joke! Hah hah! Hah hah hah! I make jokes. Yes. I do love making jokes.

>Your car finally heads towards a #forest.

11:00 PM

>Turn on the radio station while driving.

11:00 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6LD9ZiO8aQ

KUTE - Topic

AVOID ME

11:00 PM

>Ah.

((nezu may i drive to the forest?

Flo

((nezu may i drive to the forest?

((yea

((slay

>Bring the package to that weird ass meteor.

>...where did that package go?

7:42 PM

>It lead to somewhere important.

7:43 PM

>You follow the trail it went to.

You're getting close. Wait, isn't this supposed to be Metigoshe? They should really rename this place...

>

4:35 PM

You're in BRANDON, but have no way to get to FUJJI.

4:35 PM

What will you do?

ask the locals

You go up to someone vaguely familiar.

hey uh

> Go to 7-11.

(KENTUCKY IS OVER 3000 MILES SOUTH OF BRANDON)

4:37 PM

(but alright lets make this situationally funny

> Go to 7-11.

Jesus christ, OKAY.

4:38 PM

You walk into your local empty ass 7-11.

4:38 PM

Someone took the fucking slushie machine.

4:38 PM

Soda machine is operational though.

(did i ever confirm flints modus

// nope lol

You use the POKER MODUS. You really don't know what's underneath the cards unless you memorize the codes.

Otherwise, it's based on the WALLET MODUS, and you can captchalogue basically anything, as long as you have enough cards.

You shuffle your cards then captchalogue the SODA MACHINE.

4:52 PM

You proceed to hop behind the counter and grab the SYRUP and SODA WATER refills.

4:52 PM

With alchemy, this shit is now an infinite soda dispensery.

4:52 PM

You leave the 7-11.

4:52 PM

.. What were you doing again?

fujji, idiot

A bus begins pulling its way to a stop across the street. Funny how the world is still functioning despite it's state.

You go and catch the bus. Maybe you can nap on the way.

???

A bus begins pulling its way to a stop across the street. Funny how the world is still functioning despite it's state.

> Absolutely barely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS2LeS6Om3E [S] Flint: ROAD TRIP.

The Proclaimers - Topic

I'm on My Way (2011 Remaster)

HUH?

5:01 PM

https://youtu.be/3mOppRT9S60

Various Artists - Topic

Movin' Right Along (From "The Muppet Movie"/Soundtrack Version)

5:01 PM

(he literally just bums a ride from a rogue busdriver)

(repurposed school bus with the s and h scraped off) (edited)

(the c ool bus B)

DreamilyDrifting

Click to see original message

Burn

Deep in a cave, a small temple is buried. A dog arrives, and flies out. SWEETIE HONEY HAS ARRIVED.

you grab a bag of chips off a shelf from the same gas station

6:45 PM

you look over, and see the ice bags

You UNCAPTCHALOGUE the somehow still running soda machine.

hey isaac want a drink

stole this earlier.

You have the phone away from your head.

you good dude

hm? yeah. Lets go

6:47 PM

i dont need a drink

6:47 PM

he leaves the gas station

6:47 PM

all the ice bags in the freezer have exploded

You CAPTCHALOGUE the soda machine.

6:47 PM

actually

6:47 PM

we dont have to go anywhere

6:47 PM

because they're gonna meet us here.

6:48 PM

also jared says hi

oh. yeah

6:49 PM

you sit down

you suck on the ice lollipop you made

6:57 PM

will people be mad at me

no i think theyre worried about you

7:09 PM

what do they have to be mad at you for

Cut to Isaac murdering a man in cold blood

//hehe, cold blood

what do they have to be mad at you for

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump I murdered a man on mount logan.

you what

he was trapped in snow. If I saved him he would've had to suffer without any functional legs, or an arm. He was dying when I saw him. He wanted to go out in peace.

then you put him out of his misery not murder

7:37 PM

murder is the reckless taking of one's life.

... Everyone knows about it flint

and

7:41 PM

everyone knows about me.

I guess

7:47 PM

you punch flints shoulder

7:47 PM

guess we are both wanted criminals

(( @ectoMycologist

yeah I guess so bundy.

pfft.

7:49 PM

you're like a brother man

right back at you. you're literally like the brother I never had

...

7:54 PM

so what's your plan after we go on the cruise

i dont think sh-

You look around.

8:05 PM

dawg look around for spies

8:05 PM

because im about to say something she doesnt need to know

There is no one else on the bus.

8:05 PM

The bus driver seems to be listening to very loud music.

(edited)

They're outside, dicknips!

// OH LOL

Hannah hops off the bus.

8:06 PM

They take their motorcycle where it was set on the front. Y'know, those bus bike rack things.

hannah knows what im about to say but you don't.

I'll disrupt the sound. Say it.

we're gonna look for calliope.

8:09 PM

her temple is in the pacific.

8:10 PM

tourists already found it. its the whole reason we're going on this cruise.

Dude, I'm sure she knows.

8:10 PM

It was a big headline a week ago.

well then its a race against the clock.

8:10 PM

nobody's gotten in from the looks of it. looking at pictures of it we're gonna need something to open it with

obtain a certain crowbar juju

The military's already been there. It probably opens to your touch or some shit.

probably.

tourists already found it. its the whole reason we're going on this cruise.

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump ah

8:17 PM

so when is everyone gonna arrive

8:17 PM

because I ain't waiting here any longer than another two hours

Is this where you guys live?

no. i live in a meteor

Im homeless

you'll see it when we get to home base after i talk to calliope

8:19 PM

You call Jared.

Shouldn't we... go there now?

8:19 PM

I don't think they know where we are, nor will they come to us.

no theyre meeting us here itd be redundant to waste foot power to walk there just to drive back

you eat the bag of chips

(but what about the chips inside

you are eating the chips inside

(and the bag afterwards, right?

I hate to say it, but Thea's right.

8:24 PM

If you can teleport yourself, you can probably teleport us too.

8:25 PM

Try just... putting your hands on our shoulders.

this gonna be some ki shit, dragon ball

Flint: accidentally telefrag their shoulders

(edited)

You, out of anger, teleport the 3 of you right to Jared.